Ay, revisado →
no mas pastillas →
gueas where im at
iphone is good for that
this is a technological advance for my poopy time
now i can call and chat as i poop
eventually i mite even send u the smell
oh the possibilities
un jueves →
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Dear Self, You’re going to be fine. Sure you’re a little moody, and a little crazy, and a little unsure of everything you want. (Being honest, who isn’t?) But you’re fine. The answers will come. You will understand what you’re supposed to be doing. You’ll find someone to love. And you’ll figure it out eventually. You will, and you know it. In the meantime, keep smiling. Love, Self
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i woke up in my closet this morning.
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